Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Yay! Tyra mail!

Oh my god, I totally can't believe I am here, competing to be America's Next Top Model. Like, my whole entire life everyone all said Sheara, you are so going to be America's Next Top Model. So when my mom was like, "Sheara! You got Tyra mail!" I jumped up and said goody! I am so going to L.A!

Tyra is like, sooooooooooooooooooo beautiful. She told us that we could all accomplish our dreams and anything we set out to do, cause we are all a beautiful person inside. I'm all like Ohmygod Tyra, you are sooooooooooo beautiful.

First was the questions. They asked us, like, in this room with tons of cameras and lots of people that you never see on TV and they said, So Sheara, why you want be a model? and I'm all like, cause look at Tyra and look at Janice. Even thou Janice is really old and her eyebrows maybe are kinda sharp? But she's fierce and I loovvvvve her. After words, Janice hugged me and said that I was sooooo cute but she looked mad? But I think that is just how her face goes.

The other girls were all really cool and from cool places, like Houston and big cities like that. Me being a Small Town Girl I think helps, cause the French photographer said I just fell off the turnip truck. I nodded and even thou I never saw a turnip truck I still smiled and said thank you, and then I said mercy! which is French for thank you.

We got to pick rooms. I picked the Brigitte Nielsen room because she is a fierce competitor, like me. My roommate is named Brooshetta and she has a Pradu bag. The label says PRADU and she told me it is Italian and is supposed to cost a lot of money but she got it special deal because the sales person knew she is going to be a top model.

Then a girl got shadey and said it is not a real Pradu but I know the truth.

The girl that got shadey is named Bitsey and she has done modelling before. She is the oldest and has kind of big boobs. If we have a lingerie shoot she will for sure win. I brought some pads with me but it is not the same.

So far we did one shoot, like I said, with the famous photographer and me and Brittney-Dee and we had to pretend we were dolls having tea with a tea set. We had on doll wigs and shiny mary janes and red circles on our cheeks.

Me and Brooshetta are getting ready to go to dinner right now, so I have to say chow! We got Tyra mail while I was writing this and it is time to go. Chow chow!